| Standings | Individuals | Scoreboard | Team Detail | Individual Detail | Stat Key |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| College Park Retirement Castle | L | 40 | 355 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 2 | 20 | 10.00 |
| Howard A | W | 145 | 135 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 6 | 90 | 15.00 |
| Juan Valdez | L | 40 | 400 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 1 | 30 | 30.00 |
| Legends of the Hidden Charter | W | 105 | 60 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 5 | 55 | 11.00 |
| Maryland 2 Triforce | L | 105 | 120 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 5 | 60 | 12.00 |
| Schrodinger's Lolcat | L | 145 | 215 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 4 | 110 | 27.50 |
| Temple B | L | 100 | 200 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 6 | 40 | 6.67 |
| Awesome-O (Villa A) | L | 50 | 125 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 4 | 30 | 7.50 |
| Failed Political Candidates (Villa C) | W | 170 | 120 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 7 | 100 | 14.29 |
| Flying Space Pimps | L | 50 | 300 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 50 | 0.00 |
| Princeton | L | 15 | 210 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 15 | 0.00 |
| Total | 965 | 2240 | 40 | 7 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 40 | 600 | 15.00 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Will | Anonymous Compulsive Clickers | 5.0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 70 | 14.00 |
| Josh | Anonymous Compulsive Clickers | 9.0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 10 | 1.11 |
| Tiny | Anonymous Compulsive Clickers | 9.0 | 18 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 170 | 18.89 |
| Cheetara | Anonymous Compulsive Clickers | 4.0 | 13 | 3 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 115 | 28.75 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Anonymous Compulsive Clickers | W | 355 | 40 | 14 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 14 | 220 | 15.71 |
| Juan Valdez | W | 280 | 225 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 8 | 200 | 25.00 |
| Howard A | W | 435 | 70 | 15 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 15 | 290 | 19.33 |
| Maryland 2 Triforce | W | 460 | 85 | 16 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 16 | 305 | 19.06 |
| Legends of the Hidden Charter | W | 360 | 60 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 12 | 240 | 20.00 |
| Temple B | W | 415 | 105 | 13 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 13 | 290 | 22.31 |
| Awesome-O (Villa A) | W | 405 | 130 | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 14 | 265 | 18.93 |
| Failed Political Candidates (Villa C) | W | 370 | 60 | 13 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 13 | 250 | 19.23 |
| Schrodinger's Lolcat | W | 295 | 180 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 8 | 215 | 26.88 |
| Temple A | W | 285 | 140 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 285 | 0.00 |
| Pastor of Muppets | L | 325 | 330 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 325 | 0.00 |
| Total | 3985 | 1425 | 113 | 6 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 113 | 2885 | 25.53 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Tony Masenburg | College Park Retirement Castle | 9.0 | 37 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 365 | 40.56 |
| Donny Judd | College Park Retirement Castle | 9.0 | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 150 | 16.67 |
| Earl Badu | College Park Retirement Castle | 9.0 | 25 | 3 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 235 | 26.11 |
| Kevin McClinton | College Park Retirement Castle | 9.0 | 36 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 350 | 38.89 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Juan Valdez | L | 65 | 310 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 5 | 20 | 4.00 |
| Anonymous Compulsive Clickers | L | 135 | 145 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 4 | 115 | 28.75 |
| College Park Retirement Castle | L | 70 | 435 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 3 | 40 | 13.33 |
| Schrodinger's Lolcat | L | 65 | 230 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 4 | 45 | 11.25 |
| Temple B | L | 150 | 205 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 6 | 90 | 15.00 |
| Awesome-O (Villa A) | L | 115 | 250 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 5 | 70 | 14.00 |
| Failed Political Candidates (Villa C) | W | 140 | 130 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 7 | 70 | 10.00 |
| Legends of the Hidden Charter | L | 70 | 75 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 3 | 50 | 16.67 |
| Maryland 2 Triforce | W | 110 | 75 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 7 | 50 | 7.14 |
| Penn | W | 140 | 115 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 140 | 0.00 |
| A Night at the Roxbury (Villa B) | L | 130 | 145 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 130 | 0.00 |
| Total | 1190 | 2115 | 44 | 14 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 44 | 820 | 18.64 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Marmaduke | Howard A | 9.0 | 10 | 5 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 75 | 8.33 |
| Apartment 3-G | Howard A | 9.0 | 24 | 4 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 220 | 24.44 |
| Family Circus | Howard A | 9.0 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 45 | 5.00 |
| Mary Worth | Howard A | 9.0 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 30 | 3.33 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Howard A | W | 310 | 65 | 11 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 11 | 205 | 18.64 |
| College Park Retirement Castle | L | 225 | 280 | 9 | 3 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 9 | 150 | 16.67 |
| Anonymous Compulsive Clickers | W | 400 | 40 | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 14 | 260 | 18.57 |
| Failed Political Candidates (Villa C) | W | 260 | 85 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 11 | 150 | 13.64 |
| Awesome-O (Villa A) | W | 255 | 100 | 10 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 10 | 160 | 16.00 |
| Maryland 2 Triforce | W | 430 | 25 | 16 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 16 | 270 | 16.88 |
| Legends of the Hidden Charter | W | 350 | 50 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 12 | 230 | 19.17 |
| Schrodinger's Lolcat | W | 210 | 190 | 8 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 8 | 140 | 17.50 |
| Temple B | W | 220 | 170 | 10 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 10 | 130 | 13.00 |
| Pastor of Muppets | L | 145 | 340 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 145 | 0.00 |
| Temple A | W | 440 | 145 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 440 | 0.00 |
| Total | 3245 | 1490 | 101 | 9 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 101 | 2280 | 22.57 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Martina Hingis | Juan Valdez | 9.0 | 18 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 180 | 20.00 |
| Dwight Gooden | Juan Valdez | 9.0 | 52 | 6 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 490 | 54.44 |
| Len Bias | Juan Valdez | 9.0 | 20 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 190 | 21.11 |
| Robbie Fowler | Juan Valdez | 9.0 | 11 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 105 | 11.67 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Maryland 2 Triforce | L | 75 | 110 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 4 | 40 | 10.00 |
| Schrodinger's Lolcat | L | 95 | 185 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 6 | 40 | 6.67 |
| Temple B | L | 45 | 270 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 2 | 30 | 15.00 |
| Anonymous Compulsive Clickers | L | 60 | 105 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 5 | 10 | 2.00 |
| College Park Retirement Castle | L | 60 | 360 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 3 | 35 | 11.67 |
| Failed Political Candidates (Villa C) | L | 60 | 240 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 4 | 20 | 5.00 |
| Juan Valdez | L | 50 | 350 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 3 | 30 | 10.00 |
| Howard A | W | 75 | 70 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 4 | 40 | 10.00 |
| Awesome-O (Villa A) | L | 75 | 230 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 5 | 30 | 6.00 |
| Howard B | L | 60 | 100 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 60 | 0.00 |
| Super Sloppy Double Charter | W | Forfeit | |||||||||
| Total | 655 | 2020 | 36 | 8 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 36 | 335 | 9.31 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Blue Barracuda | Legends of the Hidden Charter | 9.0 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 35 | 3.89 |
| Silver Snake | Legends of the Hidden Charter | 9.0 | 17 | 3 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 155 | 17.22 |
| Orange Iguana | Legends of the Hidden Charter | 9.0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 50 | 5.56 |
| Purple Parrot | Legends of the Hidden Charter | 9.0 | 10 | 4 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 80 | 8.89 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Legends of the Hidden Charter | W | 110 | 75 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 6 | 55 | 9.17 |
| Awesome-O (Villa A) | L | 55 | 215 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 4 | 20 | 5.00 |
| Failed Political Candidates (Villa C) | L | 35 | 85 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 3 | 10 | 3.33 |
| College Park Retirement Castle | L | 85 | 460 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 3 | 55 | 18.33 |
| Anonymous Compulsive Clickers | W | 120 | 105 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 6 | 60 | 10.00 |
| Juan Valdez | L | 25 | 430 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 1 | 20 | 20.00 |
| Schrodinger's Lolcat | L | 15 | 280 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 1 | 10 | 10.00 |
| Temple B | L | 130 | 205 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 7 | 60 | 8.57 |
| Howard A | L | 75 | 110 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 4 | 40 | 10.00 |
| Super Sloppy Double Charter | W | Forfeit | |||||||||
| Howard B | L | 105 | 180 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 105 | 0.00 |
| Total | 755 | 2145 | 35 | 6 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 35 | 435 | 12.43 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Din | Maryland 2 Triforce | 9.0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 60 | 6.67 |
| Farore | Maryland 2 Triforce | 9.0 | 19 | 5 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 165 | 18.33 |
| Nayru | Maryland 2 Triforce | 9.0 | 10 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 95 | 10.56 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Temple B | W | 245 | 170 | 11 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 11 | 145 | 13.18 |
| Legends of the Hidden Charter | W | 185 | 95 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 8 | 110 | 13.75 |
| Awesome-O (Villa A) | W | 160 | 135 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 6 | 100 | 16.67 |
| Howard A | W | 230 | 65 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 9 | 140 | 15.56 |
| Failed Political Candidates (Villa C) | W | 150 | 90 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 6 | 90 | 15.00 |
| Anonymous Compulsive Clickers | W | 215 | 145 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 8 | 140 | 17.50 |
| Maryland 2 Triforce | W | 280 | 15 | 11 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 11 | 180 | 16.36 |
| Juan Valdez | L | 190 | 210 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 9 | 100 | 11.11 |
| College Park Retirement Castle | L | 180 | 295 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 8 | 105 | 13.12 |
| Maryland A | L | 140 | 175 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 140 | 0.00 |
| Piranha Club | W | 285 | 255 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 285 | 0.00 |
| Total | 2260 | 1650 | 76 | 7 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 76 | 1535 | 20.20 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Invisible Sandwich | Schrodinger's Lolcat | 9.0 | 24 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 240 | 26.67 |
| Monorail Cat | Schrodinger's Lolcat | 9.0 | 22 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 215 | 23.89 |
| Ceiling Cat | Schrodinger's Lolcat | 9.0 | 23 | 6 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 200 | 22.22 |
| Serious Cat | Schrodinger's Lolcat | 9.0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 70 | 7.78 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Schrodinger's Lolcat | L | 170 | 245 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 7 | 105 | 15.00 |
| Failed Political Candidates (Villa C) | W | 190 | 100 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 8 | 110 | 13.75 |
| Legends of the Hidden Charter | W | 270 | 45 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 10 | 170 | 17.00 |
| Awesome-O (Villa A) | L | 120 | 150 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 4 | 80 | 20.00 |
| Howard A | W | 205 | 150 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 8 | 130 | 16.25 |
| College Park Retirement Castle | L | 105 | 415 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 3 | 80 | 26.67 |
| Anonymous Compulsive Clickers | W | 200 | 100 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 8 | 125 | 15.62 |
| Maryland 2 Triforce | W | 205 | 130 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 8 | 130 | 16.25 |
| Juan Valdez | L | 170 | 220 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 8 | 90 | 11.25 |
| Princeton | L | 110 | 240 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 110 | 0.00 |
| Flying Space Pimps | W | 275 | 160 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 275 | 0.00 |
| Total | 2020 | 1955 | 64 | 5 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 64 | 1405 | 21.95 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Chris | Temple B | 9.0 | 27 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 265 | 29.44 |
| Corey | Temple B | 9.0 | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 130 | 14.44 |
| Steely Dan T-Shirt | Temple B | 9.0 | 24 | 4 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 220 | 24.44 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Failed Political Candidates (Villa C) | W | 320 | 50 | 13 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 13 | 200 | 15.38 |
| Maryland 2 Triforce | W | 215 | 55 | 10 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 10 | 120 | 12.00 |
| Schrodinger's Lolcat | L | 135 | 160 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 6 | 80 | 13.33 |
| Temple B | W | 150 | 120 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 7 | 90 | 12.86 |
| Juan Valdez | L | 100 | 255 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 5 | 60 | 12.00 |
| Howard A | W | 250 | 115 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 10 | 150 | 15.00 |
| College Park Retirement Castle | L | 130 | 405 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 6 | 80 | 13.33 |
| Anonymous Compulsive Clickers | W | 125 | 50 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 5 | 80 | 16.00 |
| Legends of the Hidden Charter | W | 230 | 75 | 10 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 10 | 135 | 13.50 |
| Piranha Club | L | 185 | 260 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 185 | 0.00 |
| Maryland A | L | 165 | 295 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 165 | 0.00 |
| Total | 2005 | 1840 | 72 | 12 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 72 | 1345 | 18.68 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Bono | Awesome-O (Villa A) | 9.0 | 17 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 160 | 17.78 |
| Squirrelly Squirrel | Awesome-O (Villa A) | 9.0 | 13 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 120 | 13.33 |
| Mecha Streisand | Awesome-O (Villa A) | 9.0 | 19 | 6 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 160 | 17.78 |
| ManBear Pig | Awesome-O (Villa A) | 9.0 | 23 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 220 | 24.44 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Awesome-O (Villa A) | L | 50 | 320 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 2 | 30 | 15.00 |
| Temple B | L | 100 | 190 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 6 | 70 | 11.67 |
| Maryland 2 Triforce | W | 85 | 35 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 6 | 40 | 6.67 |
| Juan Valdez | L | 85 | 260 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 5 | 40 | 8.00 |
| Schrodinger's Lolcat | L | 90 | 150 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 4 | 50 | 12.50 |
| Legends of the Hidden Charter | W | 240 | 60 | 10 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 10 | 145 | 14.50 |
| Howard A | L | 130 | 140 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 7 | 70 | 10.00 |
| College Park Retirement Castle | L | 60 | 370 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 5 | 20 | 4.00 |
| Anonymous Compulsive Clickers | L | 120 | 170 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 6 | 70 | 11.67 |
| A Night at the Roxbury (Villa B) | W | 170 | 150 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 170 | 0.00 |
| Penn | W | 170 | 155 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 170 | 0.00 |
| Total | 1300 | 2000 | 51 | 17 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 51 | 875 | 17.16 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Ron Paul | Failed Political Candidates (Villa C) | 9.0 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 30 | 3.33 |
| Bob Dole | Failed Political Candidates (Villa C) | 9.0 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 20 | 2.22 |
| Gay Married Terrorist | Failed Political Candidates (Villa C) | 9.0 | 24 | 5 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 215 | 23.89 |
| Gun Slinging Liberal | Failed Political Candidates (Villa C) | 9.0 | 18 | 4 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 160 | 17.78 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Howard B | W | 205 | 30 | 9 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 9 | 125 | 13.89 |
| Maryland A | L | 180 | 200 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 8 | 100 | 12.50 |
| Pastor of Muppets | L | 35 | 465 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 2 | 25 | 12.50 |
| Penn | W | 330 | 30 | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 13 | 200 | 15.38 |
| Piranha Club | L | 95 | 195 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 5 | 70 | 14.00 |
| Princeton | W | 250 | 140 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 7 | 180 | 25.71 |
| Super Sloppy Double Charter | W | 200 | 90 | 8 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 8 | 130 | 16.25 |
| Temple A | L | 150 | 200 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 6 | 105 | 17.50 |
| A Night at the Roxbury (Villa B) | W | 165 | 100 | 11 | 3 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 11 | 70 | 6.36 |
| Anonymous Compulsive Clickers | W | 300 | 50 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 300 | 0.00 |
| Temple B | L | 160 | 275 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 160 | 0.00 |
| Total | 2070 | 1775 | 69 | 17 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 69 | 1465 | 21.23 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Hastur | Flying Space Pimps | 9.0 | 15 | 5 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 125 | 13.89 |
| Nyarlathotep | Flying Space Pimps | 9.0 | 15 | 4 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 130 | 14.44 |
| Cthulhu | Flying Space Pimps | 9.0 | 33 | 6 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 300 | 33.33 |
| Yog-Sothoth | Flying Space Pimps | 9.0 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 50 | 5.56 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Flying Space Pimps | L | 30 | 205 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 2 | 20 | 10.00 |
| Pastor of Muppets | L | 25 | 480 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 2 | 20 | 10.00 |
| Maryland A | L | 65 | 240 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 4 | 30 | 7.50 |
| Piranha Club | L | 65 | 265 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 3 | 40 | 13.33 |
| Penn | L | 50 | 85 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 4 | 20 | 5.00 |
| Super Sloppy Double Charter | L | 110 | 135 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 6 | 55 | 9.17 |
| Temple A | L | 55 | 230 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 3 | 25 | 8.33 |
| A Night at the Roxbury (Villa B) | L | 110 | 150 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 4 | 80 | 20.00 |
| Princeton | L | 70 | 175 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 4 | 30 | 7.50 |
| Legends of the Hidden Charter | W | 100 | 60 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 100 | 0.00 |
| Maryland 2 Triforce | W | 180 | 105 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 180 | 0.00 |
| Total | 860 | 2130 | 32 | 12 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 32 | 600 | 18.75 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Merlin | Howard B | 9.0 | 13 | 3 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 115 | 12.78 |
| Dumbledore | Howard B | 9.0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | -15 | -1.67 |
| Gandlaf | Howard B | 9.0 | 13 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 120 | 13.33 |
| Id | Howard B | 9.0 | 6 | 4 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 40 | 4.44 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Pastor of Muppets | L | 75 | 435 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 3 | 55 | 18.33 |
| Flying Space Pimps | W | 200 | 180 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 8 | 120 | 15.00 |
| Howard B | W | 240 | 65 | 11 | 3 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 11 | 145 | 13.18 |
| Princeton | W | 185 | 140 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 6 | 130 | 21.67 |
| Super Sloppy Double Charter | W | 240 | 60 | 10 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 10 | 145 | 14.50 |
| Temple A | L | 125 | 235 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 5 | 80 | 16.00 |
| A Night at the Roxbury (Villa B) | W | 350 | 50 | 12 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 12 | 235 | 19.58 |
| Penn | W | 280 | 0 | 13 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 13 | 160 | 12.31 |
| Piranha Club | L | 140 | 210 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 7 | 80 | 11.43 |
| Schrodinger's Lolcat | W | 175 | 140 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 175 | 0.00 |
| Awesome-O (Villa A) | W | 295 | 165 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 295 | 0.00 |
| Total | 2305 | 1680 | 75 | 13 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 75 | 1620 | 21.60 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Rebekah | Maryland A | 9.0 | 15 | 3 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 135 | 15.00 |
| Charles | Maryland A | 9.0 | 41 | 5 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 385 | 42.78 |
| Mike | Maryland A | 9.0 | 19 | 5 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 165 | 18.33 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Maryland A | W | 435 | 75 | 15 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 15 | 290 | 19.33 |
| Howard B | W | 480 | 25 | 16 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 16 | 320 | 20.00 |
| Flying Space Pimps | W | 465 | 35 | 15 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 15 | 320 | 21.33 |
| A Night at the Roxbury (Villa B) | W | 305 | 60 | 11 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 11 | 205 | 18.64 |
| Temple A | W | 325 | 90 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 11 | 215 | 19.55 |
| Piranha Club | W | 330 | 130 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 11 | 220 | 20.00 |
| Penn | W | 350 | 100 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 11 | 240 | 21.82 |
| Princeton | W | 320 | 220 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 11 | 210 | 19.09 |
| Super Sloppy Double Charter | W | 365 | 45 | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 13 | 235 | 18.08 |
| Juan Valdez | W | 340 | 145 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 340 | 0.00 |
| College Park Retirement Castle | W | 330 | 325 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 330 | 0.00 |
| Total | 4045 | 1250 | 114 | 4 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 114 | 2925 | 25.66 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Jeremy | Pastor of Muppets | 9.0 | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 140 | 15.56 |
| John | Pastor of Muppets | 9.0 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 65 | 7.22 |
| Jason | Pastor of Muppets | 9.0 | 22 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 220 | 24.44 |
| James | Pastor of Muppets | 9.0 | 71 | 3 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 695 | 77.22 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Piranha Club | L | 40 | 245 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 3 | 25 | 8.33 |
| Princeton | L | 85 | 115 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 6 | 40 | 6.67 |
| Super Sloppy Double Charter | W | 70 | 45 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 4 | 40 | 10.00 |
| Flying Space Pimps | L | 30 | 330 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 3 | 0 | 0.00 |
| Howard B | W | 85 | 50 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 4 | 50 | 12.50 |
| A Night at the Roxbury (Villa B) | L | 40 | 205 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 3 | 20 | 6.67 |
| Pastor of Muppets | L | 100 | 350 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 4 | 70 | 17.50 |
| Maryland A | L | 0 | 280 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 |
| Temple A | L | 45 | 235 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 4 | 20 | 5.00 |
| Howard A | L | 115 | 140 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 115 | 0.00 |
| Failed Political Candidates (Villa C) | L | 155 | 170 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 155 | 0.00 |
| Total | 765 | 2165 | 32 | 18 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 32 | 535 | 16.72 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Thunder Chunky | Penn | 9.0 | 11 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 100 | 11.11 |
| Vince Young | Penn | 9.0 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 45 | 5.00 |
| Baron Davis | Penn | 9.0 | 15 | 13 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 85 | 9.44 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Penn | W | 245 | 40 | 10 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 10 | 150 | 15.00 |
| Temple A | L | 190 | 235 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 7 | 130 | 18.57 |
| A Night at the Roxbury (Villa B) | W | 190 | 130 | 8 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 8 | 120 | 15.00 |
| Howard B | W | 265 | 65 | 11 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 11 | 165 | 15.00 |
| Flying Space Pimps | W | 195 | 95 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 7 | 135 | 19.29 |
| Pastor of Muppets | L | 130 | 330 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 5 | 90 | 18.00 |
| Princeton | W | 180 | 140 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 7 | 120 | 17.14 |
| Super Sloppy Double Charter | W | 280 | 60 | 9 | 4 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 9 | 210 | 23.33 |
| Maryland A | W | 210 | 140 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 9 | 120 | 13.33 |
| Awesome-O (Villa A) | W | 260 | 185 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 260 | 0.00 |
| Schrodinger's Lolcat | L | 255 | 285 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 255 | 0.00 |
| Total | 2400 | 1705 | 73 | 17 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 73 | 1755 | 24.04 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Bread Trek | Piranha Club | 9.0 | 30 | 8 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 260 | 28.89 |
| Dr. Pork | Piranha Club | 9.0 | 26 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 250 | 27.78 |
| Sid | Piranha Club | 9.0 | 16 | 5 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 135 | 15.00 |
| Joe | Piranha Club | 3.0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 0.00 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Super Sloppy Double Charter | W | 255 | -5 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 10 | 155 | 15.50 |
| Penn | W | 115 | 85 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 6 | 80 | 13.33 |
| Temple A | L | 130 | 180 | 8 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 8 | 60 | 7.50 |
| Maryland A | L | 140 | 185 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 8 | 65 | 8.12 |
| A Night at the Roxbury (Villa B) | W | 110 | 70 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 7 | 50 | 7.14 |
| Flying Space Pimps | L | 140 | 250 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 7 | 80 | 11.43 |
| Piranha Club | L | 140 | 180 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 6 | 90 | 15.00 |
| Pastor of Muppets | L | 220 | 320 | 9 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 9 | 140 | 15.56 |
| Howard B | W | 175 | 70 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 9 | 90 | 10.00 |
| Temple B | W | 240 | 110 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 240 | 0.00 |
| Anonymous Compulsive Clickers | W | 210 | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 210 | 0.00 |
| Total | 1875 | 1460 | 70 | 17 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 70 | 1260 | 18.00 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Jian | Princeton | 9.0 | 14 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 130 | 14.44 |
| Erik | Princeton | 9.0 | 35 | 3 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 335 | 37.22 |
| Derek | Princeton | 9.0 | 13 | 8 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 90 | 10.00 |
| Jared | Princeton | 9.0 | 8 | 4 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 60 | 6.67 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Princeton | L | -5 | 255 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 |
| A Night at the Roxbury (Villa B) | W | 105 | 75 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 6 | 50 | 8.33 |
| Penn | L | 45 | 70 | 6 | 3 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 6 | 0 | 0.00 |
| Temple A | L | 115 | 160 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 6 | 55 | 9.17 |
| Maryland A | L | 60 | 240 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 3 | 30 | 10.00 |
| Howard B | W | 135 | 110 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 6 | 80 | 13.33 |
| Flying Space Pimps | L | 90 | 200 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 4 | 55 | 13.75 |
| Piranha Club | L | 60 | 280 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 4 | 30 | 7.50 |
| Pastor of Muppets | L | 45 | 365 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 3 | 20 | 6.67 |
| Maryland 2 Triforce | L | Forfeit | |||||||||
| Legends of the Hidden Charter | L | Forfeit | |||||||||
| Total | 650 | 1755 | 39 | 12 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 39 | 320 | 8.21 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Quincy | Super Sloppy Double Charter | 9.0 | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 150 | 16.67 |
| Marcus | Super Sloppy Double Charter | 9.0 | 0 | 12 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | -60 | -6.67 |
| Eileen | Super Sloppy Double Charter | 9.0 | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 150 | 16.67 |
| Steve | Super Sloppy Double Charter | 9.0 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 90 | 10.00 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| A Night at the Roxbury (Villa B) | W | 180 | 100 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 6 | 130 | 21.67 |
| Piranha Club | W | 235 | 190 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 8 | 160 | 20.00 |
| Princeton | W | 180 | 130 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 5 | 140 | 28.00 |
| Super Sloppy Double Charter | W | 160 | 115 | 8 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 8 | 90 | 11.25 |
| Pastor of Muppets | L | 90 | 325 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 4 | 65 | 16.25 |
| Maryland A | W | 235 | 125 | 11 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 11 | 135 | 12.27 |
| Howard B | W | 230 | 55 | 9 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 9 | 150 | 16.67 |
| Flying Space Pimps | W | 200 | 150 | 9 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 9 | 120 | 13.33 |
| Penn | W | 235 | 45 | 12 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 12 | 120 | 10.00 |
| College Park Retirement Castle | L | 140 | 285 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 140 | 0.00 |
| Juan Valdez | L | 145 | 440 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 145 | 0.00 |
| Total | 2030 | 1960 | 72 | 17 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 72 | 1395 | 19.38 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Andrew | Temple A | 9.0 | 11 | 6 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 80 | 8.89 |
| Mark | Temple A | 9.0 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 85 | 9.44 |
| Dave | Temple A | 9.0 | 52 | 10 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 470 | 52.22 |
| Opponent | Result | PF | PA | 10 | -5 | TUH | PPTH | P/N | BHrd | BPts | P/B |
| Temple A | L | 100 | 180 | 7 | 3 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 7 | 45 | 6.43 |
| Super Sloppy Double Charter | L | 75 | 105 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 4 | 40 | 10.00 |
| Piranha Club | L | 130 | 190 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 6 | 75 | 12.50 |
| Pastor of Muppets | L | 60 | 305 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 4 | 25 | 6.25 |
| Princeton | L | 70 | 110 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 3 | 55 | 18.33 |
| Penn | W | 205 | 40 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 10 | 105 | 10.50 |
| Maryland A | L | 50 | 350 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 3 | 35 | 11.67 |
| Howard B | W | 150 | 110 | 8 | 2 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 8 | 80 | 10.00 |
| Flying Space Pimps | L | 100 | 165 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 7 | 35 | 5.00 |
| Failed Political Candidates (Villa C) | L | 150 | 170 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 150 | 0.00 |
| Howard A | W | 145 | 130 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 145 | 0.00 |
| Total | 1235 | 1855 | 52 | 15 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 52 | 790 | 15.19 |
| Player | Team | GP | 10 | -5 | TUH | P/TU | P/N | Pts | PPG |
| Mugatu | A Night at the Roxbury (Villa B) | 9.0 | 11 | 3 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 95 | 10.56 |
| Ron Burgundy | A Night at the Roxbury (Villa B) | 9.0 | 18 | 6 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 150 | 16.67 |
| Ricky Bobby | A Night at the Roxbury (Villa B) | 9.0 | 17 | 4 | 0 | 0.00 | 0.00 | 150 | 16.67 |
| Chaz-Michael Michaels | A Night at the Roxbury (Vil |